15 Most Popular Flight Attendant Quotes That Will Make You Laugh

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Sense of humor is vital to this job. You actually can’t survive long without it.

Granted this job has its fair share of negativity. So, be patient and brush off all the negative vibes and just laugh about them later.


15 Funny Flight Attendant Quotes

1. “Parents told me that being a flight attendant wasn’t a real job. While they sit at home with their real jobs, I get ‘views like this’ at my fake one.”

2. “There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only four ways out of this airplane.”

3. Senior flight attendant welcome announcement:

“We are pleased to have some of the best flight attendants in the industry. Unfortunately, none of them are on this flight!”

4. “In the event of a sudden loss of cabin pressure margarine cups will descend from the ceiling. Stop screaming, grab the mask, and pull it over your face. If you have a small child traveling with you, secure your mask before assisting with theirs. If you are traveling with more than one small child, Sorry!”

5. “Last one off the plane must clean it.”

6. “To operate your seatbelt, insert the metal tab into the buckle, and pull tight. It works just like every other seatbelt. If you don’t know how to operate one, you probably should not be out in public unsupervised"

7. “Should the cabin lose pressure, oxygen masks will drop from the overhead area. Please place the bag over your own mouth and nose before assisting children or other adults acting like children.”

8. “A flight attendant will always have a smile on their face to welcome you or makes it priority that you feel well, even if they have a broken heart.”

9. “Working with the general public will slowly crush your soul and squeeze the personality right out of you… Welcome Aboard!”

10. “Did I ever tell you about a nasty habit that flight attendants pick up on the job? We learn to always keep smiling, even when we’re out Bloody Mary Mix.”

11. “I’m a flight attendant. My level of sarcasm depends on your level of stupidity.”

12. “As a flight attendant, I’d take a lighter over a blade any time. I can hear a lighter. I can’t hear a blade.”

13. “The only thing worse than sitting next to a drunk person is the outfit I am forced to wear, so please fight your way to an aisle seat ma’am."

14. “As a flight attendant have you ever slammed your beverage cart on someone on purpose ? Yeah, me either.”

15.  “As you exit the plane, make sure to gather all of your belongings. Anything left behind will be distributed evenly among the flight attendants. Please do not leave children or spouses.”

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